there are times in my life when i feel like a complete failure my body rebels the pain is unbearable my daughter doesnt want to go to school i cant work im have an asshole dog nothing goes right i have a daughter who treats me like i may as well not exist i can never afford anything i want to move away i want to run i need to get out of here i am unhappy i want to cry until there is...
batreaux: we shouldn’t teach the kids that dinosaurs aren’t real we should teach the kids nothing is real
the best way to masturbate is to use someone elses mouth– confucius (via wftced)
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
not-obama: humbleboar: epic-humor: if a poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic or less toxic less toxic. when the black hand gang (idk some people from the start of WW1) tried to commit suicide, they drank old cyanide but it just made them vomit again, tumblr teaching me more than school ever will
combusticate: a new york time’s best selling author yep he’s famous so proper and well behaved john green everybody. that’s john green. reblogging for the matching chicken nugget tattoo
pradalecki: triforce-kun: fictionaladyfeels: magicalrunes: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I travel the world and the cheddar seas everybody’s looking for string cheese Some of them want to use bleu Some of them want to Brunost by you
navyxxblue: psyaichi: no,that’s MY internet friend. sits on them.
baby sloth →
look at the baby sloth…..awwwww